I know that if Frank Capra were still alive he would have made Piranha 3-D. I also think that It Happened One Night would have been a little bit better had Clark Gable been attacked by a fish or two. Sadly, It Happened One Night is only a 2-D film, and that is why it will never be counted among the greats.
You hear me Capra?!
Where's your third dimension?!
Lazy bum.
Twenty-something hipsters...THE Giant Gorilla...A Turkey that kills people and talks jive. There are only winners in this weeks show. Gobble Gobble Mother @#%&!# Check out one of the greatest ideas ever! WatchThisBlog
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We sit down and watch the Martin Scorsese film Shutter Island which is about Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...uh...oh sorry about that. Good director, good actors, good source material...how could it not be great? No really, how could this movie turn out the way it did? We also watched the French horror film Them, proof that America does not have a monopoly on crappy horror movies.
Salt and Rogue. One movie stars Angelina Jolie playing a spy, the other movie stars a giant crocodile that eats people. Having seen both movies, I think that I am more afraid of Jolie's freakishly large mouth than I am the crocodile's.
Added a written reviews section. Check the links at the top of the page. Or the bottom. Whichever. First review, PREDATORS! Read it.
We do ramble on about the greatness of Inception, but we still have plenty to say when it comes to Predators. We also speak quickly on a few films we have watched on dvd lately. Ryan announces that once we reach 1000 Facebook fans, he will let people vote on a movie themed tattoo that he will be getting. I am really hoping he get the script from the Hannah Montana movie tattooed on his ass. Make your friends become a fan of the show!
Splice and Slumdog plus Toy Story 3, Timecrimes, Dinocroc Vs. Supergator, Food Party and He-man. And if all that's not enough, after a dozen shows Drew and I finally give opposing reviews of a film (or two), and Drew admits he cries like a baby during cartoons.
Our newest podcast all about the A-team and the low (low low) budget zombie flick Automaton Transfusion.
Proof positive that good movies are still being made, but they aren't necessarily being made in America, and they most certainly aren't being made with Ethan Hawke.
Two movies that share a common thread. Both films have a character who builds something as a gift for all mankind. Iron Man is created to protect the people from an increasingly dangerous world. The Human Centipede is created to see if three people could be grafted together by connecting someone's head to someone's ass. I can't be sure, but I believe both films made about the same amount of money. Enjoy!
Our Second Episode! Enjoy!
Coming Off the Reels hosted by Drew Martin and Ryan Venson. Our first episode!
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