This week we are talking about a western that definitely wasn’t appreciated in its’ time, but now stands out as on of the best of the 90’s, The Quick & the Dead. If you’ve seen it, we don’t have to tell you how good it is, and if you haven’t, please do yourself a favor, and enjoy the ride.
Obsession
If you know Roy, you know he loves a good underdog story, so the fact that Obsession made made over $450,000,000 on a budget less than a million…well he was always going to cheer that on. But hey, it turns out, we both actually really like the movie anyway! I love when we aren’t too old to appreciate what the kids are watching these days!
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The Odyssey
Just like everyone else on the internet, we went and saw The Odyssey last week. If you saw it, and you have some big opinions about how Elliot Page or Lupita Nyong’o shouldn't have been cast in this movie, please fuck all the way off. But if you just want to listen to people talk about a movie, please feel free to stay.
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Masters of the Universe (2026)
This week we are talking about the new Masters of the Universe movie. If you’re thinking to yourself “ Wait, there’s a new He-Man movie?!”, well you apparently weren’t the only one. This one had us divided, but if you actually watch this movie, and have any kind of opinion at all, then you are likely to agree with one of us. And that’s not nothing.
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Disclosure Day
It’s Spielberg showing that he still has some gas left in the tank. Is Disclosure Day a perfect movie? No, but it its still one of his strongest outings in two decades. Plus, John Williams, in defiance of God and time, is still out there making great scores.
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Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
This week we are heading back to the episodes we recorded in the cabin. This was the start of round 2, and Sean absolutely crushed. If you have never seen Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man do you yourself a favor and watch it with a little information as you can. It is definitely not the movie any of us were expecting.
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Hokum
It is easy to miss movies like Hokum in the current movie climate, where movies sometime only have a week or two to find an audience. Hopefully it becomes a streaming hit sometime soon.
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Movies with My Mom
It’s Mother’s Day this weekend, so here is an episode where my mother and I talk about movies for an hour. It’s a real trip down memory lane for both of us.
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Sidekicks
This one has been a long time coming. Sidekicks is one of those movies that I have been in love with for a long time, and I am thrilled that we were able to watch it at the cabin this year. We didn’t know at the time that we would lose Chuck Norris shortly after recording. This was definitely his mountain top.
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GoldenEye
This week were are discussing Roy’s first pick from our cabin trip, GoldenEye. This was an episode recorded late at night, so if things break down a little bit, and everyone starts laughing uncontrollably for a minute or so, just know that we were all mostly sober, it had just been a long day.
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The Drama
This week we are talk about the controversial film, The Drama. Opinions on this one vary among us, but we also didn’t necessarily disagree with each other much. This was kind of a weird one, and maybe our most serious episode that we’ve ever recorded. So that’s fun…
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Project Hail Mary
If this doesn’t win the “Best Adapted Screenplay” Oscar, it will be their biggest oversight since leaving Jonathan Brandis out of the “In Memoriam”. Don’t mess this up, Academy.
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Inside
Well…this selection from Ryan is not of the faint of heart. This French horror film, Inside, is intense, and will likely may you squirm in your seat. At the very least, it will make Roy very uncomfortable, and that is always entertaining. So join us as we bring you another episode from this year’s Cabin Chronicles.
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A Low Down Dirty Shame
Cabin Chronicles 4 is in the books, and it was our best one yet. Sean started us off this year with the 1994…err…classic, A Low Down Dirty Shame. Opinions were varied, and hopefully no feelings were hurt, but it was still a good way to kick off the weekend.
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Best of 2025
Cabin Chronicles 4 is kicking off with our best of 2025 episode. It is the first time that we have been able record in the same room in quite awhile, so even if no one ever listens to these, at least it was a reason to all be together, and that’s not nothing.
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Primate
This week we are talking about the new horror film, Primate. This was kind of a last minute episode that we recorded in the parking lot of our local AMC, and while microphones were brought, the screens that go over them were not. We are left with a pretty bad sounding show, but we are still posting it, warts and all.
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Best Franchise - Part 3
Here is the last episode in out “Best Franchise” bracket episode. It was a little late at night when we recorded it, so you know that means it is our best material.
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Predator: Badlands & Frankenstein
This week a couple of us catch up on some of the movies we’ve watched the last week or two, Predator: Badlands, Frankenstein, and then just some random odds and ends, just for fun.
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Best Franchises - Part 2
Sorry for the delay, but you know, sometimes…life. Anyway, here is another long episode where we further break down the list of “The Best Franchise of All Time”. The first round was easy, now people’s feelings start getting hurt.
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Best Franchises - Part 1
This is is the first of 3 long episodes we recorded where we tried to break down which is the best franchise of all time. We made a “march madness” style bracket, 64 franchises, one winner, but plenty of hurt feelings.
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