Well…DC finally did it…they made a movie that we agree about here at COtR. It only took a many many many tries, but here we are. We done, Clayface, well done. Guess you will just have to listen to hear what that uniformed opinion actually is.
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Office Space
This week we are revisiting a classic comedy from our college years, and a mainstay on Comedy Central for a long long time, Office Space. Just to make our show a little more unpleasant to listen to, we are playing pool during the entire episode…so you know…
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
This week we have very special guests, our dear friends, Mal and John. A year ago they started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, John for the first time, and a revisit for Mal. So here is our episode where they breakdown their favorite episodes, and we all try and make sense of why Drusilla is the worst (maybe not everyone’s opinion).
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Becky
Another episode from the cabin, and as always, Ryan brought the heat. Becky did not disappoint.
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Resident Evil (2026)
We are officially in the “golden era” of video game movies, and the new Resident Evil may be the standard by which all other movies in that genre are compared.
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Hard Target
Jean-Claude Van Damme punches a snake.
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The End of Oak Street
I know that everything out there is still all about Spider-Man, but others movies have been released, and this week we are talking about one of the. The End of Oak Street is not a perfect movie, and it may not even be a good movie, but it might be. It really could go either way. I’ve seen the movie, and I am still not sure yet. Anyway…
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day
I hate to spoil anything for you, but if you have ever listened to this show, you know that we are big fans of the recent Spider-Man movies, and Brand New Day is no exception to this. If you don’t like them, maybe skip this episode because we are largely praising the latest entry. If you like listening to Roy and I bicker, you can also listen for that.
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The Quick and the Dead
This week we are talking about a western that definitely wasn’t appreciated in its’ time, but now stands out as on of the best of the 90’s, The Quick & the Dead. If you’ve seen it, we don’t have to tell you how good it is, and if you haven’t, please do yourself a favor, and enjoy the ride.
Obsession
If you know Roy, you know he loves a good underdog story, so the fact that Obsession made made over $450,000,000 on a budget less than a million…well he was always going to cheer that on. But hey, it turns out, we both actually really like the movie anyway! I love when we aren’t too old to appreciate what the kids are watching these days!
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The Odyssey
Just like everyone else on the internet, we went and saw The Odyssey last week. If you saw it, and you have some big opinions about how Elliot Page or Lupita Nyong’o shouldn't have been cast in this movie, please fuck all the way off. But if you just want to listen to people talk about a movie, please feel free to stay.
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Masters of the Universe (2026)
This week we are talking about the new Masters of the Universe movie. If you’re thinking to yourself “ Wait, there’s a new He-Man movie?!”, well you apparently weren’t the only one. This one had us divided, but if you actually watch this movie, and have any kind of opinion at all, then you are likely to agree with one of us. And that’s not nothing.
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GoldenEye
This week were are discussing Roy’s first pick from our cabin trip, GoldenEye. This was an episode recorded late at night, so if things break down a little bit, and everyone starts laughing uncontrollably for a minute or so, just know that we were all mostly sober, it had just been a long day.
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Project Hail Mary
If this doesn’t win the “Best Adapted Screenplay” Oscar, it will be their biggest oversight since leaving Jonathan Brandis out of the “In Memoriam”. Don’t mess this up, Academy.
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A Low Down Dirty Shame
Cabin Chronicles 4 is in the books, and it was our best one yet. Sean started us off this year with the 1994…err…classic, A Low Down Dirty Shame. Opinions were varied, and hopefully no feelings were hurt, but it was still a good way to kick off the weekend.
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Best of 2025
Cabin Chronicles 4 is kicking off with our best of 2025 episode. It is the first time that we have been able record in the same room in quite awhile, so even if no one ever listens to these, at least it was a reason to all be together, and that’s not nothing.
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Primate
This week we are talking about the new horror film, Primate. This was kind of a last minute episode that we recorded in the parking lot of our local AMC, and while microphones were brought, the screens that go over them were not. We are left with a pretty bad sounding show, but we are still posting it, warts and all.
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Best Franchise - Part 3
Here is the last episode in out “Best Franchise” bracket episode. It was a little late at night when we recorded it, so you know that means it is our best material.
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Best Franchises - Part 2
Sorry for the delay, but you know, sometimes…life. Anyway, here is another long episode where we further break down the list of “The Best Franchise of All Time”. The first round was easy, now people’s feelings start getting hurt.
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Best Franchises - Part 1
This is is the first of 3 long episodes we recorded where we tried to break down which is the best franchise of all time. We made a “march madness” style bracket, 64 franchises, one winner, but plenty of hurt feelings.
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