If you know Roy, you know he loves a good underdog story, so the fact that Obsession made made over $450,000,000 on a budget less than a million…well he was always going to cheer that on. But hey, it turns out, we both actually really like the movie anyway! I love when we aren’t too old to appreciate what the kids are watching these days!
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Just like everyone else on the internet, we went and saw The Odyssey last week. If you saw it, and you have some big opinions about how Elliot Page or Lupita Nyong’o shouldn't have been cast in this movie, please fuck all the way off. But if you just want to listen to people talk about a movie, please feel free to stay.
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This week we are talking about the new Masters of the Universe movie. If you’re thinking to yourself “ Wait, there’s a new He-Man movie?!”, well you apparently weren’t the only one. This one had us divided, but if you actually watch this movie, and have any kind of opinion at all, then you are likely to agree with one of us. And that’s not nothing.
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This week were are discussing Roy’s first pick from our cabin trip, GoldenEye. This was an episode recorded late at night, so if things break down a little bit, and everyone starts laughing uncontrollably for a minute or so, just know that we were all mostly sober, it had just been a long day.
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If this doesn’t win the “Best Adapted Screenplay” Oscar, it will be their biggest oversight since leaving Jonathan Brandis out of the “In Memoriam”. Don’t mess this up, Academy.
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Cabin Chronicles 4 is in the books, and it was our best one yet. Sean started us off this year with the 1994…err…classic, A Low Down Dirty Shame. Opinions were varied, and hopefully no feelings were hurt, but it was still a good way to kick off the weekend.
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Cabin Chronicles 4 is kicking off with our best of 2025 episode. It is the first time that we have been able record in the same room in quite awhile, so even if no one ever listens to these, at least it was a reason to all be together, and that’s not nothing.
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This week we are talking about the new horror film, Primate. This was kind of a last minute episode that we recorded in the parking lot of our local AMC, and while microphones were brought, the screens that go over them were not. We are left with a pretty bad sounding show, but we are still posting it, warts and all.
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Here is the last episode in out “Best Franchise” bracket episode. It was a little late at night when we recorded it, so you know that means it is our best material.
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Sorry for the delay, but you know, sometimes…life. Anyway, here is another long episode where we further break down the list of “The Best Franchise of All Time”. The first round was easy, now people’s feelings start getting hurt.
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This is is the first of 3 long episodes we recorded where we tried to break down which is the best franchise of all time. We made a “march madness” style bracket, 64 franchises, one winner, but plenty of hurt feelings.
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Yes, I am well aware that we have already done two episodes about Jaws, but in the dying embers of summer 2025, we thought we would once again record on the absolute best summer movie, as we celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws.
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It has been kind of a tough run for Marvel lately. Nothing really seems to be working out the way they want. Fantastic Four: First Steps kicks off the latest phase in the ever expanding MCU, but that doesn’t mean people will care about it. Does this live up to our Marvel standard? I guess you have to listen…because this is a podcast, and not a newspaper article.
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For well over a decade, we have argued about the quality of the Superman films. The fights about Supes killing Zod in Man of Steel has literally been one of the defining qualities of a couple of us on this show. When another new Superman movie was announced, and it was to be directed by James Gunn, we were torn between optimist and cynicism. Gunn has certainly been a divisive director in the past, but would he continue that trend?
Anyway…here is our Superman (2025) episode.
This week we are talking about the latest film from Danny Boyle, 28 Years Later, and a movie about how nepo babies are are taking over Hollywood, Novocain.
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It took us 30 years to get here, but the Mission: Impossible franchise has finally come to an end…until they soft reboot it in a few years. Our opinions are as varied as the quality of the MI films in general, and while we may not agree about the last entry, we all agree that it’s better than the second one. When you find that kind of common ground, the rest of the stuff is just details.
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We all know that Marvel has had kind of a tough time lately. All of their movies feel like carbon copies of better Marvel movies that came before. Thunderbolts* had the advantage of being full of characters that people don’t really care about that much. Nothing to lose, everything to gain.
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This is a movie that I cannot get out of my head. The way it was shot, the music, the acting, the message…absolutely amazing. I care more about you going to see this movie than I do you listening to this podcast, but if you also enjoyed Sinners, and want to listen to us gush about how much we liked it, we will be here.
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The perfect double feature does exist…it just may not be these two movies.
Or maybe it is these two movies.
Yeah…this is probably as good as it gets.
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It’s March, the Oscars have come and gone, and people are already discussing what could be the best movie of 2025. We, on the other hand, are just now getting around to our “Worst of 2024” list. We are certainly more negative in this particular episode, but if you had to watch all these terrible movies, you would be negative too.
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