Happy Halloween! Here is an extra episode this week to celebrate the holiday. Who knew that Bram Stoker’s Dracula would be such a divisive episode? We knew…and if you’ve ever listened to this show before, you should have known as well.
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Clayface
Well…DC finally did it…they made a movie that we agree about here at COtR. It only took a many many many tries, but here we are. We done, Clayface, well done. Guess you will just have to listen to hear what that uniformed opinion actually is.
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Office Space
This week we are revisiting a classic comedy from our college years, and a mainstay on Comedy Central for a long long time, Office Space. Just to make our show a little more unpleasant to listen to, we are playing pool during the entire episode…so you know…
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
This week we have very special guests, our dear friends, Mal and John. A year ago they started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, John for the first time, and a revisit for Mal. So here is our episode where they breakdown their favorite episodes, and we all try and make sense of why Drusilla is the worst (maybe not everyone’s opinion).
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Becky
Another episode from the cabin, and as always, Ryan brought the heat. Becky did not disappoint.
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Resident Evil (2026)
We are officially in the “golden era” of video game movies, and the new Resident Evil may be the standard by which all other movies in that genre are compared.
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Hard Target
Jean-Claude Van Damme punches a snake.
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The End of Oak Street
I know that everything out there is still all about Spider-Man, but others movies have been released, and this week we are talking about one of the. The End of Oak Street is not a perfect movie, and it may not even be a good movie, but it might be. It really could go either way. I’ve seen the movie, and I am still not sure yet. Anyway…
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day
I hate to spoil anything for you, but if you have ever listened to this show, you know that we are big fans of the recent Spider-Man movies, and Brand New Day is no exception to this. If you don’t like them, maybe skip this episode because we are largely praising the latest entry. If you like listening to Roy and I bicker, you can also listen for that.
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Obsession
If you know Roy, you know he loves a good underdog story, so the fact that Obsession made made over $450,000,000 on a budget less than a million…well he was always going to cheer that on. But hey, it turns out, we both actually really like the movie anyway! I love when we aren’t too old to appreciate what the kids are watching these days!
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The Odyssey
Just like everyone else on the internet, we went and saw The Odyssey last week. If you saw it, and you have some big opinions about how Elliot Page or Lupita Nyong’o shouldn't have been cast in this movie, please fuck all the way off. But if you just want to listen to people talk about a movie, please feel free to stay.
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Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
This week we are heading back to the episodes we recorded in the cabin. This was the start of round 2, and Sean absolutely crushed. If you have never seen Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man do you yourself a favor and watch it with a little information as you can. It is definitely not the movie any of us were expecting.
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Sidekicks
This one has been a long time coming. Sidekicks is one of those movies that I have been in love with for a long time, and I am thrilled that we were able to watch it at the cabin this year. We didn’t know at the time that we would lose Chuck Norris shortly after recording. This was definitely his mountain top.
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GoldenEye
This week were are discussing Roy’s first pick from our cabin trip, GoldenEye. This was an episode recorded late at night, so if things break down a little bit, and everyone starts laughing uncontrollably for a minute or so, just know that we were all mostly sober, it had just been a long day.
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Project Hail Mary
If this doesn’t win the “Best Adapted Screenplay” Oscar, it will be their biggest oversight since leaving Jonathan Brandis out of the “In Memoriam”. Don’t mess this up, Academy.
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Inside
Well…this selection from Ryan is not of the faint of heart. This French horror film, Inside, is intense, and will likely may you squirm in your seat. At the very least, it will make Roy very uncomfortable, and that is always entertaining. So join us as we bring you another episode from this year’s Cabin Chronicles.
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A Low Down Dirty Shame
Cabin Chronicles 4 is in the books, and it was our best one yet. Sean started us off this year with the 1994…err…classic, A Low Down Dirty Shame. Opinions were varied, and hopefully no feelings were hurt, but it was still a good way to kick off the weekend.
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Best Franchises - Part 2
Sorry for the delay, but you know, sometimes…life. Anyway, here is another long episode where we further break down the list of “The Best Franchise of All Time”. The first round was easy, now people’s feelings start getting hurt.
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Fantastic Four: First Steps
It has been kind of a tough run for Marvel lately. Nothing really seems to be working out the way they want. Fantastic Four: First Steps kicks off the latest phase in the ever expanding MCU, but that doesn’t mean people will care about it. Does this live up to our Marvel standard? I guess you have to listen…because this is a podcast, and not a newspaper article.
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Superman (2025)
For well over a decade, we have argued about the quality of the Superman films. The fights about Supes killing Zod in Man of Steel has literally been one of the defining qualities of a couple of us on this show. When another new Superman movie was announced, and it was to be directed by James Gunn, we were torn between optimist and cynicism. Gunn has certainly been a divisive director in the past, but would he continue that trend?
Anyway…here is our Superman (2025) episode.